im pregnant now im just waiting to die


im pregnant now im just waiting to die

(Source: p-akman, via f0rever-lesbian)


My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

(via f0rever-lesbian)


i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via allthegoodleftundone)

"You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."

Kanye West (via sirui)

(Source: willycheesesteak, via richs0uls)

most to least selfish?


  • Aries
  • Leo
  • Pisces
  • Sagittarius
  • Cancer
  • Scorpio
  • Libra
  • Gemini
  • Aquarius
  • Capricorn
  • Taurus
  • Virgo

I had a hard time doing this one, because I don’t believe any of the signs are particularly selfish. The word selfish has a bad meaning behind it, and I wouldn’t believe any of them to fall under that category. I would have to say that there are some signs who are more inclined to worry about themselves, but this doesn’t mean that they don’t care about others. The few at the top are very genuine signs, and will always stick up for the ones around them, but when something is wrong in their life, they tend to fall into a state of distress where they only worry about themselves. I hope that makes sense, and please don’t take it personally :)


"how are you single?"


(via gnarly)